Hand-Saw

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can’t hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning “I”, pointed to his knee meaning “need”, then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his whinny and starts masturbating. The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, “What the f u c k is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!”. The other guy says, “I knew that! I was just trying to tell you – I’m coming!”

10 Great Tips : Facing unemployment during Recesion

We re all going through recession times now, the world over. There has been massive job cuts and downsizing.

Do you know of anyone who has been affected with the downsizing or downturn of the economy? People who got laid off, salaries cut, handled the pink slip etc? People who are at a loss how to handle this lean period of recession and the unemployment crisis that is affecting them an their near and dear ones?

These are people who need a little help and a pat on the shoulder.Do you want to help them out?

Here is a great article, with 10 simple but effective tips which can surely help those who need them.

Have a look:

http://myblogpartner.com/?p=284

 

Regards and Best wishes to all of you.

Samit